Road Rage

Do you see the car in this picture?

Here. Let me help you. Do you see the car in this picture? I've drawn a red box around it. Do you see it? Do you?

Well, let me tell you about the driver of this car.

She is the stupidest woman driver I came in contact with today! She nearly killed me! She gives all women drivers a bad name.

Now, I know I don't pay attention all the time either but friends, please don't text and drive. That's what this BLEEP BLEEP was doing? She was holding her phone up, looking DOWN, and swerving in my lane.

At first I was just going to drive by and go on my way. Maybe the driver just slipped but when I saw her texting, I got so angry I slowed down and mouthed out my window, "Really? Really?" And then I held my phone up and motioned for her to put hers down.

She put it down but then she put something else up! Wait. You nearly drive into me and now you're giving me the finger? Puh-lease! I oughta kick your BLEEP! I wonder how you got that dent in your car you stupid BLEEP BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEP!

This is a family site so I can't type the list of sailor swearing's I was saying in my car along with "I'll show you. Let me just whip MY cell phone out and get a picture of you. You BLEEPITY BLEEP. You just made the O'Pry Blog of Fame for STUPID BLEEPING DRIVERS!"

This is a public service announcement. Please PAY ATTENTION! First, please don't text and drive. It's dangerous and you could cause a wreck and kill yourself or someone else. And second, if you live in the DFW area- stay away from this BLEEP!

I can't quite make out the plate. 3TT-P2C or 3TY-PZC. What do you think?

I need to mount a really good camera on my car that has the trigger on the steering wheel. Now that would be cool! Just think about all the blogging I could do!

Whew! I feel better now. Don't you?